Thursday, April 7, 2011

A "funny" for this morning - and fun art by Nicole:

my friend sent me this one - worth a chuckle:

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral
Director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no
family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery
in the Kentucky back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a
typical man, I didn't stop for  directions. I finally arrived an hour
late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was
 nowhere in  sight. There were only the digging crew left and they
were eating lunch.  I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already
in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers  put down their lunches and began to gather around.  I
played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as
I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers  began to weep. They wept, I
wept, we all wept together.

When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.
Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to
my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like
that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still  lost...
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Have a good day!
Kim

Art above is by Nicole.
Nicole has been contributing to Kim Designs for nearly four years.
Nicole lives in New York.